Tuesday, September 1, 2009

What?


So what exactly am I looking for? I hate the internet and love it. It's sucks my attention like a drain that's been cleared of muck and wants to clog its pipes again with my brain cells.

I always have an agenda to start off with, the standard email and hey, what's going on with that person's blog, and oh, I wanted to look up a recipe for Vietnamese sandwiches.

But then I'm reading about the best and worst pizzas in the nation, not based on flavor, but caloric and sodium content. Obviously, the more of each, the worst the pizza. Anyways, exactly! Off on tangents and information which truly isn't necessary for my already wee-sized brain space. Then I'm googling stuff about dogs, I love our dog, but it can border on an obsession for information. And hey, what about that Doghouse wine we had this summer. Well now I know the places to buy it because I went to their website, watched the cute little flash video and searched for stores nearby me that sell it. Informative, but essentially useless.

I guess that's a judgement, but time ticks and tocks away again. Not really, but in my head mentally, and another sunset lays down on our tiny condo neighborhood and what exactly have I accomplished and learned?

-I had no new emails except for a coupon for Borders.
-Everyone else on their blogs seem to be having a very exciting life, they must be or why else would I read about what they had for lunch and how long they exercised at the gym for?
-I already had a recipe for Vietnamese sandwiches, I just felt like one wasn't enough, but now I know that one is.
-Other people are obsessed about their dogs as much as me, they even refer to them as their children.
-The next time I'm driving on Alicia, I can look for a liquor store that sells Doghouse wine, because that's what I need in my life, more alcohol.

Phew, thank god for the Internet. Otherwise I'd be doing something else with my time, like paying attention to the physical world I'm in, reading a book, or God forbid, communicate with someone using my own voice.

Oh well, see you on the internet again tomorrow.




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